Oh, gyarados

oh Gyarados...
a sea serpent on steroids,
on a hell of a roid rage,
when i evolved you i thought we were on the same page.

you went from orange to blue,
i thought that was the end of the angry you,
but you grew,
20 feet,
and let out a hyper beam,
of such heat it burned my house,
to the ground,

oh magikarp,
what've you become,
hydro pumps and hyper beams,
gyarados why are you so mean,
a flying type?
where are your wings?
i spent 2 hours with an hm,
trying to teach you fly,
i thought i just might die.
oh gyarados, you're so useless to me.
a AAA battery is all it takes to bring you to your knees,
oh wait, you dont have legs.
sux to be you.

oh Gyarados...
a sea serpent on steroids,
on a hell of a roid rage,
when i evolved you i thought we were on the same page.....